I… didn’t realize changing a headlight bulb was simple enough that you don’t even need tools to do it. Unless you count a rag for wiping your hands as a tool. Guess I should have looked into it before deciding I have to find a good mechanic and drop my car off for the day. Thankfully dad asked me about it and called me out on my silliness (to politely paraphrase).
Now I don’t have to be worried about being pulled over by the Stony Brook Campus Police assholes and being questioned about my bike in the trunk again!